NEW DROP
SVAGGY ORIGINAL
MII NEED A BLUNT TEE
£19.99
Color: Black
SVAGGY / DROP 001
TEES THAT REFUSE
TO BLEND IN.
Loud graphics. Unfiltered humour. Zero NPC fits. Wear something worth talking about.
Any 2 tees
£36
Free UK deliveryWhen you grab 2+ tees
Easy returnsNo dramatic break-up
Secure checkoutShopify-powered payments
Fresh drop energyZero boring basics
The group chat chose these
THE FRESH DROP.
Fresh graphics, loud opinions and absolutely no quiet luxury.
NEW DROP
NEW DROP
SVAGGY ORIGINAL
MII NEED A CIGARETTE TEE
£19.99
Color: Black
NEW DROP
SVAGGY ORIGINAL
DILLY DALLY TEE
£19.99
Color: Black
NEW DROP
SVAGGY ORIGINAL
BLEH TEE
£19.99
Color: Black
NEW DROP
SVAGGY ORIGINAL
DOWNLOADING TEE
£19.99
Color: Black
NEW DROP
SVAGGY ORIGINAL
I LOVE TITS TEE
£19.99
Color: Black
NEW DROP
SVAGGY ORIGINAL
ALPHA MALE TEE
£19.99
Color: Black
NEW DROP
SVAGGY ORIGINAL
UNDIAGNOSED TEE
£19.99
Color: Black
NEW DROP
SVAGGY ORIGINAL
CHICKEN IN KICKS TEE
£19.99
Color: Black
NEW DROP
SVAGGY ORIGINAL
I LOVE OLDER WOMEN TEE
£19.99
Color: Black
NEW DROP
SVAGGY ORIGINAL
ONLY FANS TEE
£19.99
Color: Black
NEW DROP
SVAGGY ORIGINAL
KEEP DISTANCE TEE
£19.99
Color: Black
Double trouble
MATCHING TEES.MAXIMUM DAMAGE.
Pairs that make no sense alone and perfect sense together. Grab the full set for £36.
TWO TEES. ONE INSIDE JOKE.
AUTISTIC BOYFRIEND MATCHING TEE
AUTISTIC GIRLFRIEND MATCHING TEE
PERFECTLY PAIRED
AUTISTIC LOVE CLUB
Two halves of one very specific power couple.
£39.98 £36 / SET
I LOVE TO FINGER PAINT MATCHING TEE
IM PAINT MATCHING TEE
PERFECTLY PAIRED
THE PAINT PACK
The joke only lands when you enter together.
£39.98 £36 / SET
IM PEACE MATCHING TEE
I COME IN PEACE MATCHING TEE
PERFECTLY PAIRED
PEACE TALKS
Diplomatic on the front. Unhinged as a pair.
£39.98 £36 / SET
More tees, less damage
DEALS THAT DON'T FEEL MID.
Built for matching fits, wardrobe rotations and mates who “forgot” their wallet.
Most sensible bad decision
ANY 2
ANY 2
£36
Pick two different colourways, two of the same, or one for the mate who keeps stealing yours.
Pick your two
SHIP IT FREE
UK delivery is on us when your bag has two or more tees.
The SVAGGY difference
NOT MADE TO
BLEND IN.
SVAGGY is for people who treat getting dressed like part of the plot — not background admin.
LOUD BY DESIGN
Bold graphics, bold wording and enough attitude to carry the whole fit.
BUNDLE WITHOUT THE MATHS
Add any two tees for £36 — together or separately. The best deal applies automatically.
BUILT FOR THE GROUP CHAT
Matching pairs, chaotic slogans and designs made to start conversations.
Choose your side
SVAGGY VS.
THE USUAL.
Because “it’s just a T-shirt” is exactly the problem.
What you get
SVAGGY
The usual
Original drop energy
Always
Maybe
Mix-and-match 2-pack price
£36
Full price
Main-character confidence
Included
Sold separately
Boring basics
Absolutely not
Plenty
Questions, answered
NEED THE RECEIPTS?
The useful bits, without the customer-service robot voice.
Ask us anythingHOW DOES THE 2-PACK DEAL WORK?
Add any two eligible tees however you like. “Pick for 2-pack” is a shortcut, but the £36 deal also applies when the two shirts are added separately.
HOW DO THE MATCHING SETS WORK?
Connect both Shopify products inside each Matching tee set block. The set button will add both tees to the bag and activate your SVAGGY2 offer.
WHAT SIZE SHOULD I GRAB?
Add your exact measurements to each product description and size guide before launch. If you are between sizes, include your preferred fit advice here.
CAN I RETURN IT?
Yes — add your exact returns window, item condition requirements and instructions here before launch.